Sometimes, things happen. Such as:
- Someone is wrong on the Internet
- Someone is being a dumbass on the Internet
- Something is wrong with the world
- I’m bored
…and that’s when it is time to argue. Sometimes (sigh), there’s simply no way around it and I am forced (forced, I tell you) to put myself out there and make the best argument that I can to make what I want to happen actually happen.
Let me start with this lighthearted conciliatory air