Thought of the Day
August 16, 2013
Fuck blueberries.
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August 16, 2013 at 1:05 pm
That’s it. Now you’re just going out of your way to provoke me! Dammit DM, how can you take such a silly position with regard to such an awesome little ball of resveratrol and tastiness?
P.S. If you just won a bet that I would respond to this post, I want half.
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August 16, 2013 at 1:18 pm
You know what fucken berry ought to fucke itself ever more than blueberries? Motherfucken cranberries! FUCKE CRANBERRIES! AND FUCKE THE MOTHERFUCKEN BOGGE THAT BORE THEM!
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August 16, 2013 at 1:37 pm
Curse at your urinary tract peril, PP.
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August 16, 2013 at 1:55 pm
The best berries are strawberries. When I am cruising around in the back of my fucken Bentley, there’s nothing better than strawberries and creme fraiche washed down with some motherfucken Dom Perignon. And I buy boxes of blueberries just to throw them out the window at panhandlers and street urchins to keep them back at red lights.
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August 16, 2013 at 2:14 pm
Raisins are the worst. I don’t think anyone is going to argue with this. Raisins are sucky and stupid in every possible way.
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August 16, 2013 at 2:46 pm
Come visit Michigan. We will change your mind about blueberries, oh yes we will.
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August 16, 2013 at 3:26 pm
Maine has the best blueberries.
How did you even get a job thinking Michigan has better blueberries than Maine? Michigan? They can’t even keep their largest city out of backruptcy. How can they grow blueberries?
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August 16, 2013 at 4:34 pm
Isn’t this the third thought of the day?
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August 16, 2013 at 5:45 pm
Strawberries are the fruit of the oppressor.
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August 16, 2013 at 6:14 pm
I have not been to Maine, so I cannot comment. HOWEVER, the blueberries around here are an order of magnitude better than elsewhere I have been. Enough to convert many a blueberry hater.
But anyway. Detroit is going bankrupt because of racism. Blueberries might be part of the solution (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-09/foodies-fight-to-save-detroit-with-job-hopes-pinned-on-arugula.html), but not part of the problem. Racism and strawberries are the problem.
Although I always secretly suspected Maine : blueberries :: Vermont : maple syrup- overhyped and way better before everyone else got into it /#foodiehipsterdouchery
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August 16, 2013 at 7:05 pm
I guess DM was listening to NPR this morning too, huh?
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August 16, 2013 at 7:34 pm
Ola- no, why?
becca- VT? No wai. A distant fourth at best.
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August 17, 2013 at 12:54 pm
You’re not only wrong, you’re not even making sense.
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August 19, 2013 at 9:57 am
Blueberries for children. Black currants for grownups.
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August 19, 2013 at 12:23 pm
Raisins are just dead grapes.
Fruit and vegetables are what food eats.
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August 19, 2013 at 6:54 pm
Messy
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