Thought of the Day II

August 16, 2013

I can just key a car with one of those insipid “Wag more, bark less” stickers on general principles, right?

11 Responses to “Thought of the Day II”

  1. I don’t even know what the fucke that is supposed to mean. The ones I hate even more are the “COEXIST” religious harmony ones. Fucke that shittio. How about *all* you religious fuckewittes *all* go fucke yourselves!?!?!?!? Fucken egregious fucken reality-denying fuckebagges.

    And of course all those “COEXIST” shittewaddes are all driving around in shitteasse 1970s diesel Volvo station wagons clogging uppe the fucken passing lane going 50 miles per motherfucken hour. GET THE FUCKE OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY, YOU GODDAMN FUCKEN RELIGIOUS HIPPIE ASSHOLE!!!!11!!1!


  2. becca Says:

    YES! Now I know what stickers to get. Religious wagging hippie asshole it is!


  3. DJMH Says:

    Dude, I covet those Volvo station wagons.


  4. DrugMonkey Says:

    Prii, PP, Prii. They have replaced the Volvo wagon


  5. kevin. Says:

    It’s always refreshing to see how full of love them atheists are. What this man needs is a warm embrace from the baby Jesus. Can I get an Amen? I said, CAN I GET AN AMEN???????


  6. Jim Thomerson Says:

    Can’t we all just conserve electrons?;-)


  7. anonymous postdoc Says:

    People who are gonna tell other people how to live via sticker are judgemental assholes, kind of like people who of issue verbal condemnations of people’s beliefs, when its their attitude they actually take issue with, kevin. …and PP, for that matter.

    I think DM is in the clear, since it seems to be the attitude of the sticker poster that is at fault in his estimation, rather than the frankly unassailable preference for tail wagging over barking. Therefore key away – for the right reasons!


  8. becca Says:

    Yes, anonymous postdoc, exactly. The correct way to tell other people how to live is via BLOG POSTS and COMMENTS. Everybody knows that, unless they are simply too stoned to pay attention. DUH.


  9. Dr. Noncoding Arenay Says:

    My favorite sticker is “My other vehicle is a mountain bike”. Wtf? Are you feeling guilty for driving a fossil fuel consuming machine? Then just bike everywhere!


  10. sciencedude Says:

    From a brief google search, it seems there is no strict consensus regarding the meaning of this phrase. It seems roughly comparable to “Don’t worry, be happy.” Why would that piss you off, DM? I agree with PP that religious bumper stickers are the most annoying. My favorite: “In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned.” Here is a link to some others. One of my all time favorite red-neck bumper stickers is: “Sure you can have my gun. Bullets first!”


  11. GMP Says:

    My most hated one is “My dog is smarter than your honors student.”


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