The utter doucheiousity of twitter has little to do with the length of the posts; it’s the junior-high giggling over “memes” and “hashbags” and all the “@Douche” wankjobbery. What’s next with you twitdouches? You gonna start collecting stickers? Jeezus fuck.
DrugMonkey 
April 15, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Huge fan of Philadelphia Parole Hearing, DM!!
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April 15, 2010 at 6:53 pm
FUN! I’ve added a few on Twitter.
OK, back to work.
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April 15, 2010 at 9:09 pm
Dude, that Twitdouche shit is not “funny”; it is “fucking stupid”. Talk about a sad and pointless waste of time.
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April 16, 2010 at 8:47 am
Dude, that Twitdouche shit is not “funny”; it is “fucking stupid”. Talk about a sad and pointless waste of time.
NOW GET OFFA MY LAWN!
HAhahaha
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April 16, 2010 at 8:51 am
cPP, most of your recent blog posts have been really short….say around 140 characters…are you a closeted blog twitterer?
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April 16, 2010 at 9:42 am
The utter doucheiousity of twitter has little to do with the length of the posts; it’s the junior-high giggling over “memes” and “hashbags” and all the “@Douche” wankjobbery. What’s next with you twitdouches? You gonna start collecting stickers? Jeezus fuck.
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April 16, 2010 at 9:47 am
Naah, Twitts collect gnomes. You got any?
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April 16, 2010 at 9:47 am
well, people who use 4square (on twitter) collect badges, not stickers…but basically the same thing?
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April 16, 2010 at 10:22 am
I like stickers. Especially the sparkly kind.
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