Poll of the day
September 24, 2014
If some throwaway sentence in the Aims page draft I’m looking over for PhysioProffe stimulates my curiosity about a cool model then he is obligated to throw a least a postdoc year at the topic, correct?
DrugMonkey
biomedical research, just another job…
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DrugMonkey 
September 24, 2014 at 1:19 pm
And at least 20% of your effort. But if he sends you the model, he gets half your grant.
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September 24, 2014 at 1:21 pm
hahahahaha!!!! good luck with that
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September 24, 2014 at 1:31 pm
effort, schmeffort. I just want him to do the damn experiment and report back. Is that asking too much? I think not.
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September 24, 2014 at 1:41 pm
1- Bribe the post-doc to work on it anyway. Make all kinds of crazy promises, money, sex, unicorns, world peace – or even crazier, stable employment (some folks really are that gullible).
2- When CP fires post-doc, take him/her in your lab on a volunteer basis “until some funding crops up”.
3- ???
4- Publish!
/This advice brought to you by Shaum E. Themoney, Senior Assistant Vice-Chancellor for Ethical Diversity at Patrick Henry University.
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September 24, 2014 at 2:06 pm
Is it glamour worthy? If not, no dice baby.
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September 24, 2014 at 2:59 pm
Dumshitte, you really took my “health relevance” bullshittio seriously? Anyway, you send one of your post-docs, or yourself on sabbatical, to my lab and we’re in business!
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September 24, 2014 at 8:30 pm
>wth
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September 25, 2014 at 2:33 am
All I know is, Monkey, you take a sabbatical in PP’s lab for a year…we get a post-docs you’ve tortured on the interweb to assist, and we’ve got reality TV heaven.
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September 25, 2014 at 7:20 am
I hate reality TV, but OMG – a reality TV show in a lab!!! I would totally watch that!!!
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September 26, 2014 at 8:53 am
Most lab reality shows I would never watch, because DUH I live in one…but DM as CPP’s knowitall greybeard postdoc? Hells yes.
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