Thought of the Day II
August 16, 2013
I can just key a car with one of those insipid “Wag more, bark less” stickers on general principles, right?
DrugMonkey
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I can just key a car with one of those insipid “Wag more, bark less” stickers on general principles, right?
DrugMonkey 
August 16, 2013 at 2:00 pm
I don’t even know what the fucke that is supposed to mean. The ones I hate even more are the “COEXIST” religious harmony ones. Fucke that shittio. How about *all* you religious fuckewittes *all* go fucke yourselves!?!?!?!? Fucken egregious fucken reality-denying fuckebagges.
And of course all those “COEXIST” shittewaddes are all driving around in shitteasse 1970s diesel Volvo station wagons clogging uppe the fucken passing lane going 50 miles per motherfucken hour. GET THE FUCKE OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY, YOU GODDAMN FUCKEN RELIGIOUS HIPPIE ASSHOLE!!!!11!!1!
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August 16, 2013 at 2:47 pm
YES! Now I know what stickers to get. Religious wagging hippie asshole it is!
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August 16, 2013 at 5:31 pm
Dude, I covet those Volvo station wagons.
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August 16, 2013 at 5:52 pm
Prii, PP, Prii. They have replaced the Volvo wagon
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August 17, 2013 at 3:48 am
It’s always refreshing to see how full of love them atheists are. What this man needs is a warm embrace from the baby Jesus. Can I get an Amen? I said, CAN I GET AN AMEN???????
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August 17, 2013 at 5:34 am
Can’t we all just conserve electrons?;-)
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August 17, 2013 at 12:41 pm
People who are gonna tell other people how to live via sticker are judgemental assholes, kind of like people who of issue verbal condemnations of people’s beliefs, when its their attitude they actually take issue with, kevin. …and PP, for that matter.
I think DM is in the clear, since it seems to be the attitude of the sticker poster that is at fault in his estimation, rather than the frankly unassailable preference for tail wagging over barking. Therefore key away – for the right reasons!
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August 17, 2013 at 2:45 pm
Yes, anonymous postdoc, exactly. The correct way to tell other people how to live is via BLOG POSTS and COMMENTS. Everybody knows that, unless they are simply too stoned to pay attention. DUH.
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August 19, 2013 at 7:36 am
My favorite sticker is “My other vehicle is a mountain bike”. Wtf? Are you feeling guilty for driving a fossil fuel consuming machine? Then just bike everywhere!
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August 19, 2013 at 9:09 am
From a brief google search, it seems there is no strict consensus regarding the meaning of this phrase. It seems roughly comparable to “Don’t worry, be happy.” Why would that piss you off, DM? I agree with PP that religious bumper stickers are the most annoying. My favorite: “In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned.” Here is a link to some others. http://dead-logic.blogspot.com/2010/11/best-worst-bumper-stickers.html. One of my all time favorite red-neck bumper stickers is: “Sure you can have my gun. Bullets first!”
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August 19, 2013 at 3:32 pm
My most hated one is “My dog is smarter than your honors student.”
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