Now you, too, can have five Cell papers a year!
April 30, 2013
Just keep your postdocs supplied with DeerAntlerSpray.
DrugMonkey
biomedical research, just another job…
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biomedical research, just another job…
Just keep your postdocs supplied with DeerAntlerSpray.
DrugMonkey 
April 30, 2013 at 8:02 pm
Before Deer Antler Spray, my postdoc never cracked a short list. Now, the ILAF bidding is up to a $3M startup package. Thanks to Deer Antler Spray!
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May 1, 2013 at 2:12 am
Stopped reading when I got to “cleansing”.
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May 1, 2013 at 2:44 am
Let me quote from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antler):
“Antlers are considered one of the most exaggerated cases of male secondary sexual traits in the animal kingdom,[7] and grow faster than any other mammal bone.[8] ”
I know the BSD’s think so, but when did getting a boner get you a publication?
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May 1, 2013 at 3:41 am
That website is amazing:
Interviewer: Why would somebody take deer antler spray? Like what’s so good about it? Like what does it do for the body?
Expert: Well, if you can imagine the earth a few thousand years ago and how the medical systems worked at that time, before left brain reasoning, before the modern scientific paradigm, people would learn from observing nature. That’s how they would determine what to use, what would be good for you.
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May 1, 2013 at 3:42 am
Oh give me a home
Where the BSDs rome
Plying post-docs with deer antler spray
And where seldom is heard
Those Brain Research words
And the NIH rains money all day.
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May 1, 2013 at 4:26 am
Stopped reading to rush off and order some Spray, right Comradde?
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May 1, 2013 at 4:48 am
Nice Grumble. Looks like you have your alt-career figured out.
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May 1, 2013 at 5:53 am
I am amused by how this snake oiler site bashes those other competitor products for being fakes.
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May 1, 2013 at 5:55 am
I guess we know how Tiger managed with all those women……
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May 1, 2013 at 9:35 am
Hah, poetry as an alt-career. That’s just about the only career less remunerative yet more competitive than academic science. Especially for someone who can’t spell “roam”.
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May 1, 2013 at 1:44 pm
I assumed the typo was an expression of your poetic freedom 😉
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May 2, 2013 at 5:37 am
Exactly the thing missing from my daily diet..
PS: I wonder if my PI would be willing to pay for this..
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May 2, 2013 at 6:08 am
It would be worth every penny, Clueless. I barely have to lash any of my postdocs now that they are on DeerAntlerSpray.
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May 2, 2013 at 6:42 am
Couldn’t bare to read too much, but why a spray? Are you supposed to spray it in your mouth? Why not a pill?
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