A New Year? Well, must be time for another pitbull mauling….

January 10, 2013

Sure enough:

A 65-year-old South Carolina woman was mauled to death by the family pit bull in a gruesome attack that unfolded as she babysat her three young grandchildren Tuesday.

oh, and I’m sure the 12 year old will totally not be fucked up for life over this

When the girl discovered the dog mauling Betty Todd, she attempted to stop the animal, but could not do it, so she gathered her younger siblings and took them to another room before calling her father for help.

UPDATE: Chra-heist. Another one!

SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. —A 44-year-old Upstate woman is in serious condition after she was attacked by pit bulls overnight, according to Spartanburg Public Safety Capt. Art Littlejohn. Littlejohn said that at about 2 a.m. police were called by someone who said they heard a woman being attacked by dogs.
The incident report said an officer saw two or three dogs “biting/eating” a woman who was lying on the ground.

and another?

Deputies were told by the attending physician that the boy’s nose had been bitten off at a home off Highway 136 West. The pit bull had apparently eaten the nose after biting the child.

All just a complete coincidence I’m sure.

No Responses Yet to “A New Year? Well, must be time for another pitbull mauling….”

  1. physioprof Says:

    Dude, those fucken bichon frises are 1000 times worse.


  2. DrugMonkey Says:

    It’s only the 10th of January FMFFS!!!


  3. Adrian_H Says:

    This could have been prevented if the 12-year old was carrying a gun.


  4. DrugMonkey Says:



  5. MonkeyPox Says:

    Can we say that the pitbull is an inextricable part of redneck culture?


  6. DrugMonkey Says:



  7. DrugMonkey Says:

    Oh wait. did you say “redneck”? I thought you said “dumbfuck”.


  8. pinus Says:

    fuck, stop saying redneck. that shit is like a candyman summoning phrase.


  9. MonkeyPox Says:

    Oh, im sorry. “Stoned-ass rednecks”


  10. lkkke Says:

    Wait, what? Is this a joke?


  11. lkkke Says:

    Just searched your blog using the keyword. Now I have to doubt all the other things you’ve told me that I blindly assumed were well informed. And also, stop reading.


  12. DrugMonkey Says:

    What “keyword”?


  13. SaV Says:

    So is this the nose biting incident you mentioned or is this a different one in SC?


    Either way these people are all kinds of fucked up.


  14. DrugMonkey Says:

    Their 2yr old was killed by their dog last year and they *still* let a new one maul a second kid this year?


  15. SaV Says:

    ALL kinds of fucked up.

    I don’t get it. I like dogs and all but REALLY??
    Having one around is more important than your kids’ safety??


  16. zb Says:

    It’s like guns, only more so, because dogs do actually kill people.


  17. anon Says:

    Everyone’s gotta go sometime.


  18. lkkke Says:

    I know you prefer to rely on drama and superstition as opposed to, you know, math, but just in case you’re interested in facts (which I doubt), here’s a link to real information:


    or, you could just keep being an idiot.


  19. drugmonkey Says:

    What “math” is it that shows that kids and grannies mutilated and killed by dog attack were not in fact mutilated and killed? Does this involve Schrödinger or Heisenberg?


  20. lkkke Says:

    so you didn’t read the link then


  21. lkkke Says:

    I’m super shocked


  22. lkkke Says:

    You are to “pitbulls” (whatever that means, you don’t clarify) as Jenny McCarthy is to vaccinations


  23. drugmonkey Says:

    Of course I read that salon bit. Days ago. It just doesn’t have anything new in it. Standard denialist claptrap designed to avoid admitting the problem of these lifestyle choices violating the rights of others not to be violated, mutilated and/or killed.


  24. drugmonkey Says:

    Wait…when did the “stop reading” part kick in?


  25. […] wonder if anything has happened this month or was January a particularly bad one for pitbull attacks on innocent […]


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