Shut. UP!!!!
June 1, 2012
Dude. I realize you are white and male and think you are quite a smart scientist. I realize you’ve been reinforced your whole entire life for spouting off on any and all subjects. But you are a fucking POSTDOC! Don’t you have some actual work to do?
You. Have. Been. Blathering. Along. The. Corridor. All. Fucking. Day!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!
Shut the fuck UP already.
DrugMonkey 
June 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, don’t tell us. Go out into the motherfucken corridor and tell HIM.
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June 1, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Exactly, just walk up to him and punch him in the face. I’m quite certain that’s acceptable “mentoring”.
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June 1, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Close the door?
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June 1, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Fuckin postdocs.
Because white guy smugness is super charming and earned when it’s some tenured hack whose good idea was inspired by Steely Dan.
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June 1, 2012 at 6:16 pm
Our last exchange grad student is totally going to grow up to be that guy. Thankfully we got to send him back.
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June 1, 2012 at 7:36 pm
I have given up on postdocs. No passion. But unionized. No thanks!
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June 2, 2012 at 2:57 am
I remember when I was a postdoc. I was much smarter than all the PI’s.
Then I got older and became a professor. All of a sudden I became dumber. What happened?
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June 2, 2012 at 4:27 am
You should go out in the hall, raise your hand and say, “Hell yeah, you are totes right. Now my give me high five my honkey postdoc.”
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June 2, 2012 at 6:10 am
I give up hiring white postdocs after my last one who had done the same thing
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June 2, 2012 at 7:07 am
Yeah, srsly, WHERE’S THE PASSION?
But without white guy postdocs, who would nod in agreement during seminars by famous old white guys to indicate the high level of mind-to-mind communication happening between them?
And whose ass-smoochery would make the famous old white guy feel un-threatened after the seminar when all he can see around him are lady scientists and Asian scientists?
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June 2, 2012 at 7:07 am
“”Hell yeah, you are totes right. Now my give me high five my honkey postdoc.””
LOL!
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June 2, 2012 at 7:24 pm
Ahem… why all the white guy hate?
http://takimag.com/article/were_white_were_male_and_we_suck_jim_goad#axzz1wbzxriRh
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June 3, 2012 at 6:37 am
Wer sonst?
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June 3, 2012 at 8:10 am
Is your German rumbling having an affect on internet speed and videos shutting down?.
Gee, i was hoping to have some fun with “sex, lies and videotapes” and so far… unsuccessful Sunday fun time. WTF!.
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June 3, 2012 at 10:16 am
Yeah, the white guy hate is tired. Post would have been funnier without it.
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June 3, 2012 at 10:42 am
C’mon…..it isn’t really the guy’s fault. I blame society http://isisthescientist.com/2009/05/12/comrade_physioprofs_handy-dand/
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June 4, 2012 at 5:18 am
Sad and very discrediting.
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June 4, 2012 at 6:18 am
What is?
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June 4, 2012 at 7:10 am
It was sad to hear a comment like that from you (drugmonkey). Everybody says things in frustration; so I understand thinking it. But, I now I know you thought it and I doubt your creditability on issues where your have a stated bias.
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June 4, 2012 at 7:16 am
“thought” what, pray tell?
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June 4, 2012 at 8:26 am
That’s why I do all my blathering on the internet.
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June 13, 2012 at 3:30 pm
I’m a white (international) postdoc, and it is really sad to learn that you guys hate me so much =(
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June 13, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Why do you think I hate you? Are you rude and loud and constantly expounding?
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