Shut. UP!!!!

June 1, 2012

Dude. I realize you are white and male and think you are quite a smart scientist. I realize you’ve been reinforced your whole entire life for spouting off on any and all subjects. But you are a fucking POSTDOC! Don’t you have some actual work to do?

You. Have. Been. Blathering. Along. The. Corridor. All. Fucking. Day!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!

Shut the fuck UP already.

No Responses Yet to “Shut. UP!!!!”

  1. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, don’t tell us. Go out into the motherfucken corridor and tell HIM.


  2. Dave Says:

    Exactly, just walk up to him and punch him in the face. I’m quite certain that’s acceptable “mentoring”.


  3. Grumble Says:

    Close the door?


  4. miko Says:

    Fuckin postdocs.

    Because white guy smugness is super charming and earned when it’s some tenured hack whose good idea was inspired by Steely Dan.


  5. Kierra Says:

    Our last exchange grad student is totally going to grow up to be that guy. Thankfully we got to send him back.


  6. Miles Says:

    I have given up on postdocs. No passion. But unionized. No thanks!


  7. Larry Moran Says:

    I remember when I was a postdoc. I was much smarter than all the PI’s.

    Then I got older and became a professor. All of a sudden I became dumber. What happened?


  8. Genomic Repairman Says:

    You should go out in the hall, raise your hand and say, “Hell yeah, you are totes right. Now my give me high five my honkey postdoc.”


  9. Kelli Says:

    I give up hiring white postdocs after my last one who had done the same thing


  10. miko Says:

    Yeah, srsly, WHERE’S THE PASSION?

    But without white guy postdocs, who would nod in agreement during seminars by famous old white guys to indicate the high level of mind-to-mind communication happening between them?

    And whose ass-smoochery would make the famous old white guy feel un-threatened after the seminar when all he can see around him are lady scientists and Asian scientists?


  11. Dave Says:

    “”Hell yeah, you are totes right. Now my give me high five my honkey postdoc.””



  12. Eli Rabett Says:

    Wer sonst?


  13. de angelis Says:

    Is your German rumbling having an affect on internet speed and videos shutting down?.
    Gee, i was hoping to have some fun with “sex, lies and videotapes” and so far… unsuccessful Sunday fun time. WTF!.


  14. profguy Says:

    Yeah, the white guy hate is tired. Post would have been funnier without it.


  15. Memory hole Says:

    C’mon… isn’t really the guy’s fault. I blame society


  16. J Says:

    Sad and very discrediting.


  17. Drugmonkey Says:

    What is?


  18. J Says:

    It was sad to hear a comment like that from you (drugmonkey). Everybody says things in frustration; so I understand thinking it. But, I now I know you thought it and I doubt your creditability on issues where your have a stated bias.


  19. Drugmonkey Says:

    “thought” what, pray tell?


  20. Namnezia Says:

    That’s why I do all my blathering on the internet.


  21. Klopenwurm Says:

    I’m a white (international) postdoc, and it is really sad to learn that you guys hate me so much =(


  22. drugmonkey Says:

    Why do you think I hate you? Are you rude and loud and constantly expounding?


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