It is one of my life goals to get metal castings of bananas, apples, and grapes and open a stand at the local farmer’s market advertising “Inorganic Fruit”.
Didn’t you get the memo? All us scientists are only claiming everything is made of chemicals because we’re shills of the chemical and pharmaceutical industries and thus biased against the natural, organic, holistic, quantum, homeopathic cures that have no chemicals whatsoever.
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DrugMonkey 
April 6, 2012 at 9:36 am
It is one of my life goals to get metal castings of bananas, apples, and grapes and open a stand at the local farmer’s market advertising “Inorganic Fruit”.
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April 6, 2012 at 10:07 am
Didn’t you get the memo? All us scientists are only claiming everything is made of chemicals because we’re shills of the chemical and pharmaceutical industries and thus biased against the natural, organic, holistic, quantum, homeopathic cures that have no chemicals whatsoever.
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April 6, 2012 at 11:44 am
Of course, homeopathic cures are also full of di-hydrogen oxide.
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April 7, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Yeah, but sometimes chemicals kill you.
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