It is one of my life goals to get metal castings of bananas, apples, and grapes and open a stand at the local farmer’s market advertising “Inorganic Fruit”.
Didn’t you get the memo? All us scientists are only claiming everything is made of chemicals because we’re shills of the chemical and pharmaceutical industries and thus biased against the natural, organic, holistic, quantum, homeopathic cures that have no chemicals whatsoever.
RT @Phil_Lewis_: The Colorado nightclub shooting suspect boasted during a standoff last year about plans to be the “next mass killer.”
Bu… 16 minutes ago
RT @Strandjunker: You know what wasn’t on Hunter Biden’s laptop? Tons of classified and top secret documents. That shit was at Mar-a-Lago. 24 minutes ago
DrugMonkey 
April 6, 2012 at 9:36 am
It is one of my life goals to get metal castings of bananas, apples, and grapes and open a stand at the local farmer’s market advertising “Inorganic Fruit”.
LikeLike
April 6, 2012 at 10:07 am
Didn’t you get the memo? All us scientists are only claiming everything is made of chemicals because we’re shills of the chemical and pharmaceutical industries and thus biased against the natural, organic, holistic, quantum, homeopathic cures that have no chemicals whatsoever.
LikeLike
April 6, 2012 at 11:44 am
Of course, homeopathic cures are also full of di-hydrogen oxide.
LikeLike
April 7, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Yeah, but sometimes chemicals kill you.
LikeLike