"Chemical Free" is bullshit. But you knew that already…..

April 6, 2012

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  1. HCA Says:

    It is one of my life goals to get metal castings of bananas, apples, and grapes and open a stand at the local farmer’s market advertising “Inorganic Fruit”.


  2. Didn’t you get the memo? All us scientists are only claiming everything is made of chemicals because we’re shills of the chemical and pharmaceutical industries and thus biased against the natural, organic, holistic, quantum, homeopathic cures that have no chemicals whatsoever.


  3. Pascale Says:

    Of course, homeopathic cures are also full of di-hydrogen oxide.


  4. Grumble Says:

    Yeah, but sometimes chemicals kill you.


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