Baby loves E…

It is bad enough that toddler land is filled with trippy toys these days. You can barely turn around without running into some crappy light stick bracelet or LED teeth inserts derived from the Ecstasy users being marketed to kids. I just stare at the parents in wonder when they point out the “cool” pacifiers with LEDs circling them…

Recently we took SpawnofDrugMonkey to a BabyLovesDisco event. I didn’t pick up on any trippy toys present so, good there. But the off-floor events included story time in the, I kid you not, “chill out room”. Call me crazy but I don’t recall any “chill out rooms” being part of the club experience until Ecstasy hyperthermia.

Sheesh.